when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Well life back home has been very amusing, ive been off labouring and doing interviews for this and that and flat out all over the show really. Me and my bro D'arcy went to see what we hoped was going to be Wales smashing Ausi at the rugby world cup at Mt Eden staidium but noo they lost badly! We then went out on the town getting completly written off but somehow ended up jumping into cabs and stores yelling out "ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN WAIT YOUR NOT ALAN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" this has caused many a scene intown. folowd by one of the funniest taxi rides home.

those of you who dont know who alan is well  click above ^


a Week later we had D'arcys leaving pubcrawl to see him on his way to Hawaii LUKY BASTARD!

well it wouldnt have been that messy if i hadn't left my glasses at home, those of you that know me know that im as blind as a bat and when ive been drinking all ive got are my beer googles which on this night out found me a married lady haha. anyway the pub craw was epic we got so written off  deu to all the free drinks and walked all over the city with a rowdy mob of travelers. Alan came out and got priy loud in the 24 hour convineice store followed by the taxi and mc donalds and a few bars

what a messy messy night

if none of that made sense heres the summery

 darce ran away from a girl, me and max picked up crazy sisters, bardin got pounced on by a drunk asian, morgan got hit on by to girls then had to baild cos we all took off after darce after he ran out of the club. and mine disappeard and then her sis goes" oh she said she had fun and catch up soon but you know shes married" K*NT! followd by darce and bardo fighting all down my st and now hes lost his phone haha epic