Monday 31 October 2011

when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt

Well life back home has been very amusing, ive been off labouring and doing interviews for this and that and flat out all over the show really. Me and my bro D'arcy went to see what we hoped was going to be Wales smashing Ausi at the rugby world cup at Mt Eden staidium but noo they lost badly! We then went out on the town getting completly written off but somehow ended up jumping into cabs and stores yelling out "ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN WAIT YOUR NOT ALAN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" this has caused many a scene intown. folowd by one of the funniest taxi rides home.

those of you who dont know who alan is well  click above ^


a Week later we had D'arcys leaving pubcrawl to see him on his way to Hawaii LUKY BASTARD!

well it wouldnt have been that messy if i hadn't left my glasses at home, those of you that know me know that im as blind as a bat and when ive been drinking all ive got are my beer googles which on this night out found me a married lady haha. anyway the pub craw was epic we got so written off  deu to all the free drinks and walked all over the city with a rowdy mob of travelers. Alan came out and got priy loud in the 24 hour convineice store followed by the taxi and mc donalds and a few bars







what a messy messy night


if none of that made sense heres the summery

 darce ran away from a girl, me and max picked up crazy sisters, bardin got pounced on by a drunk asian, morgan got hit on by to girls then had to baild cos we all took off after darce after he ran out of the club. and mine disappeard and then her sis goes" oh she said she had fun and catch up soon but you know shes married" K*NT! followd by darce and bardo fighting all down my st and now hes lost his phone haha epic

Do you want some tee? "Now is not the time for NAMASTE"




Well winter is finaly over or as Spence would say "hurracaine season it aint over its just moved hemisphere" Dany and I where meant to wake up early but deu to us deciding to party the night before leaving for the north island with a ferry to catch we kind of where not going to make it from the get go haha

Whilst i was franticly running around the house trying to pack and load the car at the same time, i kept getting distracted by cop out ? you know the film with Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis

know what im talking about now? shits distracting!


. We hit the road very late with very few hours to make the ferry but we gave it our best. It was rad to show Tronpeopie some of my country what i consider the real nz, like lake Tekapo i gaurentee this is the bluest lake on the planet.
 "Some times one is best to stop and pause and obsorb the simple things in life, otherwise much of the worlds wisdom and beauty will be missd" TJ


After a epic lunch over looking the lake we continued our mission north, when we soon realised we wernt going to make the ferry i called ahead and managed to get us booked on the first one out in the am.... this meant we had to spend a night in Picton haha i called my bro Andrew who found us acomidation at a place which me and DT will forever call the Picton ghetto it was like a allway in mexico meets  the brazilian flavellas with a shady asian foodcourt kitchen. Anyway we were shown our shared room and Dany without missing a beat grabd the solo bed against the wall whilst i climbd up to the top bunk and wonderd who we were sharing our room with. Tron goes fuck look at that hat (refering to some american sports style baseball cap) hes like great more americans haha! anyway sure enough a yank came into the room and goes "hey guys you smoke weed? i have some if you want to come burn some with me" we both turn down the offer and get ready to call it  a night.

Next thing you know the guy is back and baked and also on the top bunk at the other end of the room, he looks over at me and goes "wow you realy going to sleep with your shoes on your bed?!" Yup because when that alarm goes in the am i aint going to be flicking on the light waking everybody up just to find my fucking shoes!!! Tron found this quite amusing. A british couple then enterd the room one on each of the bottom bunks. then it was lights out. 6am came alot quicker then what i was expecting i woke up before my alarm went off and deactivated it, got my shoes on and the rest of my gear in my pockets, i heard the girl on the bottom bunk drinkn her water and looking down i could see their backpacks where blocking the ladder so i had to jump. I tried to be like a lemer or a jedi jumping silently to the floor of course i landed like a IED acourding to Dany who i woke up with a tug of the toe sure enough he replies" like i wouldnt wake up to that !!! haha "

and we were on the road again free from the clutches of the Picton ghetto my next mission was to sneek Dany onto the ferry . ( i faild and ill spare you the jedi mind tricks that faild cloaking him as we went threw the checkpoint)  anyway little did we know we where in for one of the roughest sea trips ever, the swell was gnarly and everybody around us was chucking we just kept the convo and eyecontact going whilst now and then listnin to our ipods and looking out the window trying to fix on a point without chucking , i was a idiot and got the full continental breakfast haha big mistake but i held it down !!!

We soon reached the windy cloudy shores of Wellington where the road trip to Ohakune begun! we got into kune around 6 I was stoked to be back and see Cam and the boys. we soon crashed out hard. waiting to get up the next day to ride MT Whakapapa  with Matt Taylor and some other crew from down south. EPIC DAY!!!

Later that night we found ourselves in the local bar downing beers playing pool followed by going to a friends campervan which he had stowed away 2 NY style SALS pizza's which were f**king amazing!!! we then stumbled back up to the bar to meet up with our good friend ASH. Next day we where up early and riding Turoa, i speant the morning doing a board review for a new prototype board from Endevour which rode soo well!!! we speant the day riding laps all over the mountain having a blast a solid last day to the season. We got dinner at the OCR which is run by my two good friends Dodge and Bex who make the most amazing dinners soooo good we ate like kings!!!

The next day we once again loaded up the car and headed north back to my house. Dany supervised the loading of the car this time making sure there was plenty of headroom and footspace for extra comfort. unlike the drive up haha. im sure theirs a joke out there that goes" a Air force Soldier and a Army Ranger  are trying to load some gear into the car how many trys does each one take?" the correct anser is one the Airman sits back asess's the situation plans it out and then delegates to the ranger what to do, being a ranger means its all go the second you get those orders and just like that we were packed up and good to go .  if i recall  Capting had me yelling  the new motto to our wolf pack out loud during this excercise which was "DO LIKE TRON DOES" "DO WHAT TRON SAYS" !!!!


We arrived back in Auckland quite late and pulled into the driveway and were greated by my two hyperactive dogs and my mum and sister. We both crashed out early that night. In the morning tronpeopi got up extra early to watch the football but turnd out it didnt start till 3pm not 7am ahaha!! next thing you know hes in the hot tub for a decent hour gettin his chill on whilst i got chores done round the house. later we met up with the one and only ASH and got some epic burgerfeul for  dinner. The next morning i helpd load Tronpeopi's gear into the car and drove him out to the airport for his flight back home , "aw well buddy only 7 months till you have to pick me up from here haha " and with that he was off  , lucky SOB was heading to Mexico on a surf trip sooo jelous !!!!

 “Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again, we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.”

catch you in feb buddy

Friday 14 October 2011

Closing day at TC

Epic end to the season riding with  Parker and Dany along with some of the snowpark crew,




Myself dany and parker hiked to the sumit and had a epic ride down followed by riding threw some of the chutes, Parker was SENDING IT!!! and Dany did some weird flip that we are still confused what to call it but F**k me it was awsome.















 OUR FOOT PRINTS TO THE LONGEST RUN OF THE DAY








2011 SEASON DONE !!!!!!!  NOW ONLY 9MONTHS TILL WE DO IT ALL AGAIN
YEWWWWWWWWWWW

 “The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.” – Lao Tzu

TRON, AFM, SPENCE
















After the epic session at Cardies we left to go night riding across the road at Snowpark for a fun night session with Spence, Tron , AFM and myself sooooo much fun!!!!




















Thursday 6 October 2011

Winter update





Wow this winter has passed way to quick, prity disopointed in how slack i have been on updating this but i'll try and update it as much as i can remember now!

After the epic Ohau trip with the crew, riding mellowed out for quite a while waiting on more snow to arrive, Snowpark put it on this season awsome snow and features everywhere i reckon its the best i have seen it in years!


Work down south was great managed to score a few heli trips SOOOOOOOOOO much fun , got up early and caught the heli bus out to Queenstown and then me the launch that was waiting to take us out over the lake to a station about 1hour away to meet the heli and then take off into the hills for the day.














SUCH A EPIC DAY



My long time friend Dany is back in town this season!!! so stoked , i havn't seen my buddy since we were riding in the snowsports acadamy back in 09! we had a epic day riding at Cardies with our new found friend we decided to name AFM possiably to radest girl out of QUBEC .























 alive alive
 DEAD!



  EPIC DAY !!!!!!!!!











MY LAST FEW DAYS IN WANAKA WERE EPIC !!! DID A RAD SHOOT FOR DANY IN THE PIPE AT SNOWPARK.








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anouther update to come